Logic-Challenged

It’s almost August, which is as good an excuse as any for why logic has exited through some sort of universal escape hatch and left us in a complete muddle.

Speaking of the universe, my friend Constance alerted me to this headline:

Science fiction multi-verses aside, logic dictates that “the universe,” by definition, encompasses everything, and therefore everything has to be in it. Or, as Constance notes in her email: Where else would a galaxy be? In a closet? In my backyard?

Next are some dividers I spotted while shopping for a greeting-card:

Shouldn’t the photo on the right read “for anyone who’s not funny?”

Now turn your attention to the back of my son’s car:

To any mathematician reading this: I’d appreciate your explaining what “partial zero” amounts to.

Moving on:

How can Paper House have a “New Home” if it’s been there “Since 1976”? What’s the time frame for becoming an “old home”?

Fingers crossed that Covid-variant outbreaks will soon give way to an outbreak of rationality, just for a change of pace. In the meantime, stay cool and, if at all possible, logical.

4 thoughts on “Logic-Challenged

  1. William Cooper

    Wouldn’t it be logical for whoever spotted that galaxy with the JWST to think that 1976 was new for a home?

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    1. Geraldine Post author

      Good point! “New” is also a relative term. I just watched a show about the restoration of buildings in Britain. In one episode, the host casually mentions that a Tudor addition eclipsed the Norman portion of the house. In that context, 1976 qualifies as new.

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  2. Junior Santos

    Could we say “in the universe,” in the headline, is an example of redundancy?
    Redundancy always imply lack of logic?

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