{"id":5187,"date":"2025-08-18T14:06:33","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T19:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.grammarianinthecity.com\/?p=5187"},"modified":"2025-08-18T14:06:33","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T19:06:33","slug":"if-you-know-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grammarianinthecity.com\/?p=5187","title":{"rendered":"If you know, you know . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A former student of mine recently put out a call for catchphrases unique to a family. If you’re in the family, you know the meaning. If you’re not in the family, you don’t have the faintest idea what’s going on. These signs fall into the “if you know, you know” category. They make perfect sense to somebody, somewhere, but they puzzle to the rest of us. Here’s one:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What does RADIANT TUBING <\/em>do? And what is it radiating — joy, sunlight, cosmic rays? Why must we BEWARE? <\/em>And does BEWARE <\/em>mean “don’t come within three miles of this sidewalk” or “take your piledriver somewhere else”? Theories, or better yet, actual information, welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another enigmatic ad:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I live in the sort of neighborhood where doing one’s own chores is not a given. Even so, I’m surprised that someone would hire someone else for BREAKING <\/em>a REMOTE CONTROL<\/em> device. In my experience, all you have to do is throw the thing at a wall. The wall generally cracks, though. Maybe that’s a reason to hire a pro?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s well known that some of us are not technologically literate enough to figure out an app. So it would not shock me to see a service offering help with, say, downloading, installing, and using an app. But the service offered by this sign goes a step too far:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I don’t need someone to PICK-APP <\/em>for me. I can select an app all by myself!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last one:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No, this doesn’t refer to a haircare product. It concerns parchment paper. Does anyone actually measure and cut the paper and then reinsert it for Decurling?<\/em> This definitely falls into the life’s-too-short category for me. I use my hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wishing you well in these dog days of summer! If your family has a catchphrase, feel free to share it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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